TODAY IS THE DAY I GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL AGH

Rockies Beating the Giants During the Game

  • Me: Where are those annoying Giants fans? I want to laugh in their faces.
  • Matthew: I dunno.
  • Me: Oh dang they left.
  • Matthew: Well... There's a Giants fan right in front of us.
  • Me: Where?
  • Me: *Looks to see an oversized lady in front of us.*
  • Me: LOOOL MATTHEW!!

Thank you dad for making me feel worthless. 

  • Me: Where are the garbage bags? There are none below the sink.
  • Dad: On the floor next to the fridge.... Detective.... hahaha
  • Me: Be thankful I'm cleaning up this cake.
  • Dad: Not that hungry yet?
  • Me: It's literally all black. I'm not eating that.
  • Dad: Maybe you can make some penicillin.
  • Me: Maybe YOU can get back to wooooork.

Why the f are you taking MY boyfriend out to a baseball game?

Why the f did he agree to go?

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Things between my parents are getting worse everyday. Today, dad almost started blaming mom for his guitar missing when it was just under the desk. It’s the little things like this that are making me dread every day more. I don’t know what to do. :(

  • Best Friend: *gets boyfriend*
  • Best Friend: I will always pick you over him. :) Best friends forever. :)
  • Best Friend: *starts ignoring me*
  • Best Friend: *stops talking to me*
  • Best Friend: *turns into a jerk*
  • Me: ._________.

zoomera:

oh excuse me while my world is destroyed.

  • Him: She does this magic trick.
  • Him: I have no idea how she does it either.
  • Her: What is the trick?
  • Him: She can make you smile! Even if you are sad. No matter what is happening she can make you smile! It's great!
  • Him: And she can put butterflies in your tummy!
  • Her: I surrender.... I cannot compare to a person like that. :(
  • Him: Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming when I'm with her because it doesn't make sense that a beautiful magical princess like her would like me.
  • Her: She sounds wonderful.. Who is she?
  • Him: She is wonderful!
  • Her: Who is she?
  • Him: Who is sheee?? You reaaallly want to know?
  • Her: Yes, I do.
  • Him: *whispers* It's youuuu. :]

It stinks how the only pictures of me that I like are the ones where you can hardly see my face.